Student: "Oh my god... I cant believe I'm leaving! I'm going to miss everyone soo much!"
Professor: "I know, I know, but youre going to a GREAT school next year, congratulations!"
Student: "It's just not going to be the same. SWEAR you'll reply to my e-mails!"
Professor: "Of course... bye hon!"
[student continues down the line of teachers hugging people, just out of earshot]
Professor: [face drops] "Thank God..."
The Gauntlet, Graduation '08
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Professor: So does anyone know what subjunctive documentaries are... anyone...
Professor: Okay then, well, subjunctive documentaries deal with the conditional, subjects or topics that could happen. For instance, if I gave you a hard final... you would all fail.
Professor: Yeah, I thought so.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Girl: I used to have a pair of those... long pant overalls... I wonder what happened to them...
Gay: ...uh... they spontaneously combusted in 1992...!?
Girl: No, I bought them like, sophomore year!
Gay: Oh well, you are from the eastern shore...
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Student #1: [chuckles] What would your Prof. do if he knew you liked him so much?
Student #2: Uhh what would he do if he found out I white-paged his home address, Google-Earth-stalked his house, reverse searched the name of his partner and then Google stalked them... all the while comparing which one of us is better for him...
Student #1: [laughs] You, are a fucking nut case.
Student #2: Yeah, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it...
The Great Room