Overheard at Saint Mary's

For all those nasty, hilarious, dirty, skanky, poignant, just-plain-wrong things you hear on the various paths and places here at Maryland's "Public Honors College"

Friday, April 4, 2008

Blesseth he ain't the Tooth Fairy...

Stopping in the middle of the path outside of the ARC.

Guy: "He squeezed his ass gas out onto my pillow, where I lay my head to rest every eve!"

Posted by Overheard at Saint Mary's at 5:52 PM

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