Ahoy matey!

Professor: So, whats the difference between homosocial and homosexual?

Student: uh... sex?

Professor: Well, yes. But what else specifically?

Student: Okay... so like... homosocial is 90 sweaty guys going down in a submarine for months... and homosexual is like... 90 sweaty guys going down in a submarine for months...

Professor: ...well, okay then...

Monty