Ah... but does he have Fraggles?

Pseudojock #1: Man, can you hold my soup for a second?

Pseudojock #2: Dude, if you had a pussy you could just put that thing up there instead.

Pseudojock #1: Uh no, because I would be carrying my books in my pussy, man, thered be no more room. 

Pseudojock #3: Dude, just put it up your ass like you do every Friday night man...

Pseudojock #1: Ha ha.. dude, man, I totally should.

Walking at the Bell Tower